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Brand: Tahari
Fastening: Buckle Model: Eloise
Heel Height: High (3 to 4 1/4) Style: Slingback Sandals
Heel Type: Block Width: Medium (B, M)
US Shoe Size (Women's): US 10 Material: Leather
Occasion: Casual Color: Beige
Pattern: Solid
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